Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Driving Issues Limericks

And, as before, limericks to make a sickeningly frustrating situation a little lighter and more manageable.

In Moers is a driving instructor,
A delinquent quite unlike another.
He'll kill with his words
And run over birds*
And project all his misery on others.

Along came a young Austin girl
Whose goal was avoiding a war.**
With each hour of driving,
The tension was rising...
Until she could stand it no more.

When he noticed his horrid mistake,
The tables had turned; 'twas too late.
This mad Austinite
Will now put up a fight.
In her once-gentle hands rests his fate.


*drumroll*


To be continued...


*pidgeons, specifically
**a driving war with her instructor, that is.

1 comment:

Leo said...

There's always the option of hiring a hitman. You know I have connections, baby.