Fortunately I have no paper-shredder, otherwise these horrible driver's license practice tests would be long gone.
Seriously, though: any free time I have is spent trying to stay afloat in an undertow-laden whirpool of multiple choice questions... as multiple choice questions have taken over my life, I thought it'd be nice to have an entry to reflect this inevitable (but thank goodness temporary) thorn in my side.
1. What are you doing right now?
(a) studying for your driver's license test
(b) drinking hot chocolate made with real cocoa
(c) playing with your nosering
(d) fighting a losing battle against distraction and apathy
(d) all of the above
2. What do you wish you were doing?
(a) picking your sister up from the airport
(b) time-traveling back to the 60's and and hanging out with the boys on Abbey Road
(c) playing the piano
(d) floating around Italy with your dearest friend
(e) all of the above
3. Where are you now?
(a) in a field of celophane flowers of yellow and green
(b) home (wherever that might be)
(c) amidst tangerine trees and marmalade skies
(d) in the back of a newspaper taxi with your head in the clouds
(e) down on a bridge by a fountain
4. What's the purpose of life?
(a) nothing... it's all meaningless, and a chasing after the wind
(b) self indulgence in every art and form
(c) to pass your driver's license test
(d) to know God and make Him known
(e) um, this is getting too philosophical for me
5. Has Mary officially gone insane?
(a) yes
(b) no
(c) maybe
(d) who cares?
(e) all of the above
Ok, back to studying... *sigh*
Lyrics of the day: "Lucy in the sky with diamonds... Lucy in the sky with diamonds..." (Thanks to the Beatles!)
Katinka-dabogana Countdown: approximately 5 days, 10 hours and 39 minutes.
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